1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: it’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.
3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
4 .. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: Your wife can’t find her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
5 .. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.
6. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections
7. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.
8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Is this STAR quality or what?
Hahaha I gave you a star. Nice list.
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Cute really like the first one!
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THEY WERE HILARIOUS OF COURSE YOU GET A STAR!
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LOL! I´ll give you one!
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ha ha love it I’ll give you a star!!
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hahaha
I’ll star it but I’m expecting 10 points
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hehe, those are good
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yes ….very funny
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I don’t know about star quality, but definitely made me chuckle.
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LOL GOOD ONES!! STAR QUALITY!
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funny!!! Star Quality
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That’s funny!! 10/10
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wow. this person must have a lot of kids. and must have raised them on MTV…
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the good: I’m done reading this joke
The bad: I actually wasted my time reading it
The ugly: I’m wasting even more time by answering it
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Made me giggle thanks =)
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Very Nice!!
I will give you a star vanillia face.
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lmaooooooooooo.
good : u love the gal
bad : gal loves your brother
ugly : gals becomes your mother .
lmaoooooooo
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Very funny.Got to send that to some friends.
A star.you should get 2. Thanks
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FUNNY 1-8! All very FUNNY!!!, u deserve this *STAR*
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definately star material. I have never heard these.
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lol *star*
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This is STARlicious qualtity…should be passed around…all my friends will hear about it…
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Star quality indeed!
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funny, star, but i would like to have an imput on the first one
– the cuttings can heal back to their original position after a vasectomy
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Funny! 10!
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I have some wild friends so I know that #5 and #7 are really close to the truth. Thanks – think I’ll give you a star too!
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yea, its perfect
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LOVED IT !!! Of Course I Gave You A Star!
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