Plant cloning is old tech. Cloned orchards have existed for a long time. The banana we all eat is the Cavedish, and it is man made. It was intelligently designed, or at least selected. It was one of natures freaks, seedless and delicious, and humans cloned it after grooming it as a cultivar. It can’t reproduce without us. As a testament to its aberrance, the uniform genetics leave it susceptible to catastrophe, making it a favored meme among doom-criers (along with disappearing bees and expiring calendars).
That humans can cultivate such a perfect fruit demonstrates the principles that evolution is predicated upon.
I just remembered this and had a laugh.
Oh, and can I get a Rule 34 check?
and yes, one has to be a mustachiod Aussie and the other Kirk Cameron
Swear to God, i used to clone pot plants as a kid… they didn’t have licenses back then.
If you tell him bananas once had seeds his head will explode.
Then he will likely go cuddle with Kirk Cameron..
my son had bad acne,tried it for about a month,what a mircile
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I wouldn’t give him enough credit to realize that he was wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.
my son had bad acne,tried it for about a month,what a mircile
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That was the best part about it, the irony of using a plant whose evolution has been demonstrably affected by humans against the idea of evolution.
I bet you could fill a library with what he doesn’t know.
my son had bad acne,tried it for about a month,what a mircile
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I think he realized it looked phallic.
my son had bad acne,tried it for about a month,what a mircile
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Yes…I clone my marijuana plants and sell them for 40 bucks a clone.
Just snip a bit off, put it a cloner (it basically just shoots water and nutrients at it while it’s hanging) until it grows roots, and BAM.
I’m licensed, so I’m not breaking any laws.
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I’m pretty sure it still strongly represents its original form, and bananas have been being peeled the same way as long as they have existed.
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