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Spiderman works for Obama. What insects did Bush have working for him?

Not only is a spider not an insect, Spiderman is not an anthropoid!
Two separate sentences here. First sentence. “Spiderman works for Obama.”
Second sentence. “What insects did Bush have working for him?”
It doesn’t say “Spiders and insects.”
I could have just as well asked what vermin, corrupt criminals, horrific monsters or incompetent politicians worked for the Bush White House?
Your answers would be exactly the same.
It doesn’t say “Spiders ARE insects.”
I don’t know if everyone is aware that Marvel Comics came out with an edition that now has Spiderman working with Obama to rid the world of evil.

How can I tell the difference between Africanized honey bee and a normal honey bee?

I just notice a bunch of honey bees in the front yard in a bush. How can i tell these are regular honey bee’s and not killer bee’s?

Serious Bee Problem….?

I have manicured (very leefy) bushes along the front of my home. About two months ago I went to trim a bush on the side of my home and was immediately confronted with a highly organized military sytle bee attack… I’m confident that these bees studied the “shock and awe” concept that was used in Iraq… (My attempt at humor)…

Anyway, I can’t see a hive because there are a tremendous about of leaves on this bush. As a whole it stands perhaps 4 ft tall X 4 ft wide. I live in Florida but the bees are definately not Africanized. A few dozen fly out but I haven’t been stung yet (as I would if they were the more dangerous variety).

My question… How in the hell do I get rid of these darn things so that I can trim my bush? As I said… I can’t see the hive to spray it with a chemical and I can’t get near the thing without immediately pissing them off. I tried soaking the tree withTriazide (or something like that) which is supposed to kill 140 or something bugs… didn’t work.
I’m confident that the nest isn’t in the ground. As soon as I touch the bush with the hedge trimmer they freak out.
They are dead… I used two suggestions from here… I looked retarded but I put on a long sleeve shirt (tucked into my jeans), put gloves on over the sleeves, pulled my socks up around my pant legs, and used a few T-Shirts to wrap my head up (except for my eyes). I pulled the branches of the bush down slowly with a couple of rakes that I had in the garage and exposed the nest (which thankfully was exactly where I looked the very first time). (Yellow Jackets with a paper nest)… I left the rakes in place and sprayed the heck out of the nest with some wasp/hornet killer… No more problem. I kind of feel like a wuss for not getting to them sooner but what can I say… don’t like bees…

Thanks for all the help.

If you could elect a pet for president, which one would you choose?

I would elect a honeybee because they are hard workers and good for pollenating crops as food for thought. However the only bee we shouldn’t have elected is Bush because I think hes from the Killer bees that were suppose to have come up from Texas. His stinger needs to be clipped because those elephants and donkeys can’t seem to find a serum for his venom.

What can I do with a Star Jasmine bush??

We rent an apartment with this huge star jasmine bush in the back yard and I like it but the bees are crazy around it and I don’t want my daughter to get stung or anything. Our rental agreement says we have to maintain the yard inside the fence so does that mean I can take it out without permission from landlord?