The show starts off with the YAHWF Meltdown theme song “Hit The Lights” Metallica. BBQ & Jerry The Queen start by talking about what happened last week with the main event. And they welcome The USAhole to the ring.
Promo: I come down to the ring & I am limping. I grab a mic when I enter the ring. “Well, as Hell on Earth a few weeks ago, I showed everybody how tough this sob is right here. And I only have one thing to tell you: I TOLD YOU SO!!! Ha ha ha ha ha! Every single person in this arena thought that I would lose to The Hurricane inside the demonic structure know as Hell In A Cell but once again I proved people wrong by not just dropping from a 20 foot drop, but winning the match! And now it seems that I have got an opponent, but I have opponents. I now have to face both The Hurricane & Joey at Whiplash. There is a 33.3% chance that I will not walk out the YAHWF Heavyweight Champion but I have beaten the odds before.” Justin’s music hits as you see him walk to the ring. “USAhole, I want to commend you on your victory 2 weeks ago but I have never seen more bs in a match since Orton vs Cena vs Triple H at Wrestlemania XXV. Now I have got my respective YAHWF IP Championship, but it’s not enough. I also want a shot at your YAHWF Heavyweight Champion. If you really have the balls, make the match at Whiplash a fatal four way: Me vs Joey vs The Hurricane vs The USAhole. It will be the main event for the ages. What do you say?” “What do I say? Well lets get one thing straight. Here in the YAHWF, there are no Grand Slam Champions so if you lose the YAHWF IP Championship, maybe I might make the match official. So tonight, there will be a 4 man over the top rope match to determine the IP Champion. It will be: Justin vs KDubb vs. Poncho vs. Eddie Sanchez. If you retain the title Justin, you will not be included in the main event at Whiplash. If you lose, then you will. It’s a double edged sword if you look at it. Both ways you lose. Because there is no chance in Hell you or anyone else would get this YAHWF WHC from me!” We go into a stare down until the commercial.
Match 1: Tag Team Diva’s Match- Lita Stratus & Trish Dumas vs Kayle Smith & Jessie Jackson
Lita Stratus & Trish Dumas come out 1st. They are followed by Kayle Smith & Jessie Jackson. The match starts off with Kayle Smith & Lita Stratus. They headlock and it is a typical boring diva’s match. The match ends when Lita Stratus does the Widow’s Peak on Jessie Jackson.
Here are you winners, Lita Stratus & Trish Dumas!!!
Match 2: 6 Man Tag Team Match- The Hurricane & 23 Answers vs. Joey & We R Rated R
Hurricane & 23 Answers come out 1st and are followed by Joey & We R Rated R. The Hurricane locks up with The Rated R Captain of Charisma to start off. The match is pretty much a one sided match after Joey takes a cheap shot at The Hurricane. The Rated R COC & Hurricane are down after a double clothesline and they both make a tag. Hurricane tags in Jordan23 & Rated R COC tags in Rated R Said So. They are doing to typical power hits on each other until Joey comes into the ring with a chair and nails Jordan23 in the head.
Here are you winners by disqualification, The Hurricane & 23Answers!
After the match, Hurricane & Joey beat each other up and the 2 tag teams do the same. Hurricane sets up Joey for The Shining Wizard and connects and We R Rated R spears both members of 23Answers. They begin to attack The Hurricane but he battles out of it with a little courage from a chair. After the best down on We R Rated R, Hurricane raises the chair and is getting cheered a lot.
Match 3: Preparation Match for Whiplash- The USAhole vs. Jack Soff in an “I Quit” Match
I come out 1st and Jack Soff in already standing in the ring. Jack Soff tries to hit me but I am immune to his punches so I throw him out of the ring. I then go under the ring and grab a belt. I whip him and choke him with it for about 5 minutes until he says the inevitable words “I Quit!”
Here is your winner, The USAhole!!!
After the match, I pretend to celebrate and I grab the mic. “This wrestler is symbolic. He symbolized both Joey & The Hurricane. He could possibly symbolize Justin tonight as well. So every week, I am going to compete in matches and win them until Whiplash in 2 weeks!
Match 4: MIB 2 vs. Devastator
MIB 2 comes out 1st and is followed by Devastator. They lock up and wrestle for about 15 minutes and MIB 2 hits Devastator with a deneuralyzer.
Here is you winner, MIB 2!!!
Main Event: 4 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal for the YAHWF IP Championship- Justin (c) vs KDubb vs Poncho vs. Eddie Sanchez
KDubb comes out 1st and Los Mexicanos come out as a team. Justin comes out next and the match starts. The 4 wrestlers fight for about 15-20 minutes and 23Answers come out with chairs and beat up Los Mexicanos. Jordan23 throws Poncho out of the ring and Andrew The Answer King throws Eddie Sanchez out of the ring. The 2 tag teams continue to fight and drag the fight out of th
