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HELP!!! Planing a birthday party and I have to pay per child….?

So I am in the middle of making the photo personalized birthday invitations and I don’t know exactly how to word this so parents wont be offended. Its a small room and we are only going to invite 8 kids because that’s the party package. So how do I word it on the invite that its for 1 child and 1 child only and that that child must be accompanied by 1 adult. I have been to party’s before where parents will bring their other kids(who are not invited and drop them off and leave)so they expect the parents throwing the party to include them(I can only understand it if its family) I also I don’t want parents just dropping off there 2 and 3 year old’s for 2 hrs. I have 5.5 month old twins my hubby will be there and my parents but still their parent needs to bee there. Please I don’t want to be rude.

I thought about: Invitation admits only 1 child & he/she must be accompanied by 1 adult
The package I have includes 8 kids for 89.99 its an extra $6.50per additional kid and that’s if I pay before the party. If its after its $8.50. I want to have a great party for my son I am gonna have a balloon twister and other things but If I go over our current budget something will have to go.

Honey Bees, hope I’m in the right category?

Hubby and I are both retired, and until recently would get “unrefined honey” from a relative. Now with his death obviously we won’t get anymore.
So, we were thinking of going into Bee keeping ourselves, but have no idea where or how to start. We live on the east coast and have many trees around us, some butterfly bushes, rhododendron,pussy willows, and forsythia bushes..also the neighbor next to us has a small concord grape arbor. Would these be enough to sustain the bees?
One more question.do they sting?
OH, and are they difficult to take are of?

The Good,Bad and Ugly thing of Marriage!Star if ya like?

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer

The Good, Bad and the ugly?

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: You wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You’re daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: You’re son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s you’re best friend
Good: You’re wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Star this if you think if its funny!

The Good, Bad and the ugly?

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son’s finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: You wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You’re daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: You’re son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s you’re best friend
Good: You’re wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Star this if you think if its funny!