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Last week i walked out my local convenience store. unwrapped my chocolate bar and as we all do, if no trash can is seen in walking distance, we throw it on the floor right? the moment the wrapping touched the ground. a swarm of police officers surrounded me, some came from the alleyways, some from a unmarked car, and a few more swung down on ropes from a helicopter. pinning me to the floor saying “Good work men we have subdued the criminal!”. At this point i asked “What is this what have i done?” one of the cops pistol whipped me across the face shouting “Shut up criminal not so tough now are ya!?”
They then hauled me into a police van in handcuffs, i had to watch as they all gave each other high fives. In the van i asked “where are you taking me?” the cop driving said “To the LAW! that’s where your going!” followed by a sadistic laugh. In the police station, as i was being questioned the officer said in a soft tone, while smoking a cigarette “So kid how many times have you committed this sick offense?” i replied “What offense?” The other officer in the corner of the room, who was twitching throughout my arrival screamed “You know what offense!…we caught you throwing a piece of candy wrapping on the floor” I replied “But it’s not that much of a crime” the angry twitching police officer slapped me around the face a couple of times and said “Well well well not much of a crime?…well lets see what you think of this!” the police officer opened the doors, revealing the man who cleans the streets for a living, then the police officer said “This man cleans the streets for a living and you, you little retard almost made him pick up a extra piece of trash for a job he gets paid to do!” i replied “But he gets paid to pick up trash it’s his job” The police officer slapped me a few times again shouting “That’s not the point the point is he could be doing better things with his time then cleaning the extra piece of crap you throw down on the floor IT’S A WASTE OF HIS TIME!”
As for the people who knew it was a joke well done well done indeed makes me feel like the world is not full of retards after all! =)
Pepper: punch line how about the fact that the police wasted time tell me that i had wasted a cleaners time is that a punch line for ya? the fact that the police wasted time on a petty thing just to say i wasted a cleaners time you really are dumb de dumb dumb dumb