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My girlfriend bought really expensive cloths for me. The color did not match and they gave me a terrible rash. Then she said, “I knew you did not like them” and she dumped me on the spot. Then I tried to give her flowers I got from a grassy field, but there was a bumblebee in it and it stung her on the nose when she smelled it. She is also terribly allergic to bumble bees…she died. On the way to the funeral my truck broke……span out and crashed into a power generator. I escaped with only one leg and 6 and a half fingers. So I missed the funeral completely and her cousin came and beat me up while I was in the hospital. Then Jesus came from heaven and said “you are going to hell” Then when I finally got home I learned that my house was repossessed and my identity was stolen. Now I am staying temporarily behind chesterfield county library of VA in a cardboard box which a rock wilier decided it looked nice and it took it for its own territory. I have nothing life sucks why live.