Have I carried “no baggage” too far?

I think I may have put a whole new spin on the phrase. When I go anywhere I do not carry a purse, and my car key is not even on a keychain. I got tired of going to the drugstore and bringing along that stupid “store savings card”. So I just hid it in one of the greeting cards in the card department….one that is ugly and nobody will buy. Now when I go in the store all I have to do it go get the card which is already there.
Do you think I need to see a shrink? If so……would I have to bring any pesky forms with me. If so, forget it.
I carry money…..thats it
I carry money…..thats it

4 Responses to Have I carried “no baggage” too far?

  1. wait…
    …how the hell do you buy things then?

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  2. TINKERTOY ..... the 1 & only

    I feel you on this. I hate them store cards too. So what I did was got a second card from each store, but never filled in the information and I keep the cards in my car, instead of on my key chain. Then when I go to the store I can just grab that bunch of cards from the car, use it/them in the store and then put them back in the car.

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  3. brian.parkhurst

    What do you carry if you carry no baggage?????Don’t worry about it.The no baggage will then disappear.The Concept of Nothingness was well discussed by the French Philosophers in the 1950s.Check out the book Phenomenology and Exhistentialism.Or get out and have a swim……My shrink considers that exercise promotes the production of Endorphins,which will make you feel better.PS,I never finished my PhD…….

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  4. brian.parkhurst

    What do you carry if you carry no baggage?????Don’t worry about it.The no baggage will then disappear.The Concept of Nothingness was well discussed by the French Philosophers in the 1950s.Check out the book Phenomenology and Exhistentialism.Or get out and have a swim……My shrink considers that exercise promotes the production of Endorphins,which will make you feel better.PS,I never finished my PhD…….

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