I have devised a cunning and un-ritualistic way to get rid of the “Jonas Brothers” or as I call them…..?

Flonax (Joe), Zarphinhoe (Nick), and Zinkenflooz (Kevin).

1: “Nick” with poisoning his cherry Kool-Aid.
Effect: Female teenagers go into deep mourning, band splits up.

2: “Joe” by letting in a swarm of killer bees in his “cozy” little house! *cough* mother ship *cough*
Effect: “Kevin” goes crazy, world’s sea levels rise do to the 10 million gallons of tears flowed by the millions of teenagers all over the world.

3: “Kevin” by slowly, but surely talk to him through the air vents, causing him to commit suicide.
Effect: A small part of California explodes due to the absence of the “Alien Brothers”.

WHO’S WITH ME?!?!?!?

5 Responses to I have devised a cunning and un-ritualistic way to get rid of the “Jonas Brothers” or as I call them…..?

  1. lol, you really put some time into this scheme! but yeah i’m with you!

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  2. Why????

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  3. THE CHAMPS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!™

    I’m SOOOOOOO with you just tell me when

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  4. I’m a 14 year old girl and I am joining up with you. Something about them I don’t like.

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  5. Infernal Stranglehold (GPWF)

    (no) Dick – cut into his his flesh, pour large amounts of salt into it, then seal it up with red hot pokers, do it thousands of times on different places, then cut his eyelids off so he can’t close his eyes, then bury him in the sand in the beach and let him burn and dry/starve to death.

    Joe – blind him by opening his eyelids and filling them with mercury, then put him on the back of a car, attach a rope to him, and he will be dragged to death

    Kevin – scrape off his flesh with cheese graters, then seal his wee wee and bum hole u with a hot poker, until he fills up with so much iinner grossness he starts leakin it out of other places, then have him SUPER slowly roasted.

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